There was a time when ppl said that there lived a young bright and ugly
hideous boy named erm erm erm..Nabilan Gamilan Kelantan..
he is so thin that ppl always mistook him as a coconut tree..
But well u cant blame him..
Becoz he is so poor, he barely got a meal to eat everyday.
He had to depend on his own shit to eat to keep him alive..
No matter how hard his life is..he never gave up..never surrendered..he kept on
fighting hardship..

One day as he was about to shit beside a banana tree..
He spotted a young beautiful lady..
He was so nervous that his shit retreated back into his digestive system..
He was out of words..
Especially when the lady knows that Nabil was not a coconut tree..

Nabil felt so happy becoz this particular lady
was the first to notice that he is not a tree..
So he went over to the lady and ask wats her name..
And where she came from..She answered him..
Her name was pon pon pon pon tianak..the lady is a stammering pontianak..
Hmmmmm....it reminds me of sumone..i think Cherie Tan Mei Yue..
But wait..lets get back to the story..

Nabil was so happy that he ask pontinak to marry him..u know being Nabil..
a young and ugly desperate boy..but strangely pontianak accepted..
soon after that they got married..and they live happily ever after..


So wats the moral of the story..?

The answer is....

Dun read this shit..becoz only assholes like u would read the whole story..

thank you..

Author: Dino shaw
want my ic no..??
ok next time i tell u guys k..be gd..dun hanky panky k..get married then do..

Yong Gan!!

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